Cristiano Ronaldo Is Offensive, Rich
By: Ale | April 26th, 2008
I didn’t get to watch the game today, but it doesn’t really matter seeing as he only played for about twenty minutes anyways so you’re going to get some entirely non-football news. Good? Good.
Basically, Ronny pissed off all his new neighbors by flattening a modest home and having a giant mansion built in it’s place earlier this year.
A 4 million dollar mansion to be exact.
His neighbors have issued a referendum plan to block further instances of ‘rebuilding’ in the area calling Ronny’s new pad “offensive and out of scale” and “an insensitive and brutal proposal that does not respond to the architectural challenge of the site”.
Alderley Edge is also home to United defenders Wes Brown and Mikael Silvestre, who’ve experienced similar responses to their homes.
I’d keep going and describe the home in more detail but it’s getting late and I have a 12 pack calling my name. Offensive and brutal pictures below.
P.S. I hope it’s got a hooker room. Yeah, I bet it’s got a hooker room.
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