The Italian Ronaldo?

By: Ale | May 26th, 2008

So this is Juventus (on loan at Serie B’s A.S. Bari) striker Davide Lanzafame, who’s been getting a little press recently for his Ronaldo-esque style.

“He is explosive, he sniffs the goal, and imposes his speed outside the area. If he improves and learns he can become like Cristiano Ronaldo.” – Bari boss Antonio Conte

“We can say that David Lanzafame resembles Cristiano Ronaldo, he has explosive power in his legs, speed on the ground, a sense of goal.” – Italy Under 21 coach Pierluigi Casiraghi

blah blah blah I could care less, but I did have a terrifying realization:

Cristiano Ronaldo similarities
+
Italian football player
=
Spending more time on his ass whining than actually playing.

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Category: Cristiano Ronaldo News

Tags: A.S. Bari, Azzurrini, Cristiano Ronaldo News, Davide Lanzafame Antonio Conte, Diving, Juventus, Manchester United, Palermo, Pierluigi Casiraghi, West Ham United

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• ricci |  May 26th, 2008 at 9:44 pm

  
  
  

  Keep on keeping on with your disturbingly homo erotic Ronaldo fanboy qualities. Prat.

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• bob |  May 26th, 2008 at 11:20 pm

  
  
  

  seconding “homo erotic Ronaldo fanboy qualities.”

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• adam |  May 27th, 2008 at 12:07 am

  
  
  

  his man purse looks pretty gay
  http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/07/ronaldo.jpg

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• bob |  May 27th, 2008 at 10:48 am

  
  
  

  wait, ale! you don’t need to delete your comment and run away!

  baby come backkkk

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• adam |  May 27th, 2008 at 12:09 pm

  
  
  

  he probably ran away with his man purse

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