Marca Is Reliable / Thank God For Shoes

Marca’s daily verbal hard-on for Ronaldo is a ‘report’ that Manchester United will demand Sergio Ramos, Robinho, and Mahammadou Diarra, plus $50 million from Madrid in exchange for Ronaldo.

Robinho, Mamahamadoumahdou or whatever, and cash? Sounds good, they’re probably leaving Real anyways.

Ramos on the other hand, besides being one of my favorite players, is one of those players I can’t picture leaving their current team. He IS Real Madrid. Like Totti and Roma, Gerrard and Liverpool, Henry and Arse- …nvm. If Madrid have to include Sergio in a deal, then I’d just prefer everyone stay where they are for the moment.

He also mentioned Red Jesus in an interview today:

“It wouldn’t be bad, I think everybody would love to have such a player. Right now he’s the best in the world, and he’d always be welcome in our team.”

Ronaldo, as usual, spent his day frustrating everyone again with claims of “I dream of playing for Real Madrid” and “My head is in Manchester.” Just come out with it and say “I want a new contract or I go to Madrid.” Problem solved.

Of course it’s just Marca so it’s completely untrue and unfounded but I can dream right?

…Oh, and never Google image “Sergio Ramos” without knowing what you’re getting into.

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