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Guus Hiddink is insane
By: Paul |The coach of the Russian National team Guus Hiddink has completely fell off of his rocker when he proclaimed that criminal, diver,scouse legend Steven Gerrard is better than Cristiano Ronaldo. I’ll let you digest that, Steven Gerrard > Cristiano Ronaldo. Ok now that I’ve thought about that I’ll justify it with a LOL. Here [...]
Viva Ronaldo!
By: Paul |Cristiano (or Slave as Taylor over at the Man Utd blog likes to call him) made an appearance today against Derby County in the second leg of the Carling Cup Semi-Finals and scored a goal in the 89th minute on a penalty set up by Carlos Tevez.
Hopefully Ronaldo can build of these 30 [...]
His future
By: Paul |If you don’t know by yet, Real Madrid’s president Ramon Calderon has resigned from his post as President of Real Madrid, as we all know Calderon had a perma-boner for Ronaldo and promised the Madrid faithful that he would indeed be wearing the Madrid kit. What this does for the future of Ronaldo will be [...]
FIFA World Player of the Year
By: Paul |“I’m still ambitious. I want to carry on and get better and better, even though it’s hard to achieve that. My ambition is huge.”
”This is the climax of a fantastic era for me. I’m happy and proud about what has been done by my team and what we have won. I am lucky to to [...]
Stay classy Chelsea fans
By: Paul |At least Frank seems to enjoy Cristiano’s company because it seemed as if the traveling Chelsea faithful didn’t as chants of:
“Died in that tunnel, you should have died in that tunnel, died in that tunnnnnnel, you should have died in tha tunnel!”
I know songs at a football match are meant to get under the opponents [...]
Ronaldo’s performance today
By: Paul |Having watched all 90 minutes from the comfort of my apartment I was glad to see Ronaldo had a spark to him today that has been missing from the last few appearances. Ronaldo looked to have found himself on the scoresheet in the 45th minute only to have it disallowed by the lineman and Howard [...]
Ronaldo wrecks his Ferrari
By: Paul |Poor guy, I pray that he will have enough money to replace it …. Anyways the story goes that Ronaldo was driving to Manchester United’s Carrington training ground in his Ferrari F599 and crashed into a barrier in a tunnel. Luckily he was not hurt and should be ready to go against Chelsea on [...]
Dip in form?
By: Paul |I’m reading a piece that The Times Online did a few days ago (sorry old news, but I’m a new blogger) that discusses the recent dip in form that the golden boy was been going through in the last couple weeks.
The Times provided all kinds of cool stats that I only wish I could compile [...]
CR7’s blog is back running
By: Paul |First of all, I’d like to thank Daryl for giving me the opportunity to write on Theoffside.com, so Thank you Daryl! I love theoffside.com and I love Cristiano Ronaldo so it’s pretty much a match made in heaven.
Quick facts about me:
Name: Paul
Age: 21
Location: Michigan
Hobbies: Cristiano Ronaldo, Manchester United, Football in general, Hating Liverpool, Hockey, American [...]






