

Wrap Up Of The Past Week
It’s been a hectic few days, hence no posting, so let’s get down to it and look at some of the past week’s news:
C-Ron picked up yet another award.
He also added 2 more goals against West Ham on Saturday to become only the 3rd United player to score 40 goals in a season, after Denis Law (46) and Ruud van Nistelrooy (44). All the videos I could find have been taken down, but if someone knows of a link let me know?
The Real Madrid transfer saga continues with the ‘he will’ ‘he won’t’ game of tag, but apparently Madrid boss Bernd Schuster has admitted defeat… FOR NOW!
You can see a few moves from Ronaldo (and other EPL players) this past week here.
And last but not least, gold digger girlfriend Nereida Gallardo is still fug.

United / Barça LiveBlog
By: Ale |…is not here. It’s here, brought to you by Daryl. A slight hangover kept me from posting this earlier, but I should be over that soon thanks to more alcohol. C’mon United!
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PFA Player Of The Year, Part II
By: Ale |
Cristiano Ronaldo was again named Professional Footballers’ Association Player of the Year tonight.
I’ll give you all a moment for the shock to wear off.
Ronaldo retains the title after also collecting 2007’s PFA Player of Year honour.
The PFA’s Young Player of the Year award, also claimed by him last [...]
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Cristiano Ronaldo Is Offensive, Rich
By: Ale |
I didn’t get to watch the game today, but it doesn’t really matter seeing as he only played for about twenty minutes anyways so you’re going to get some entirely non-football news. Good? Good.
Basically, Ronny pissed off all his new neighbors by flattening a modest home and having a [...]
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Nereida Gallardo Is Classy
By: Ale |
Yesterday the always classy Sun ran a story packed with topless photos of Ronaldo’s flavor of the week, Nereida Gallardo. This is really of no importance (you can find them on your own if you hate yourself) except for the fact it also came with a [...]
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Cristiano Ronaldo Is Modest
By: Ale |
From an interview following yesterdays Champions League tie:
on the missed spot kick:
‘I’ve scored a few penalties in that side but I didn’t score - no problem. Now I’m going to score in Manchester,‘
when asked about Rafa Marquez’ tackle in the box:
‘I think he touched me… but the [...]
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Poll, Who Was The Best Player Last Night?
By: Ale |I know who it certainly wasn’t. I’m going with Ferdinand… without him United surely would have had at least one in the back of their net. Messi: 3 Ferdinand: 3 Patrice Evra: 1 Deco: 1 Abidal: 2 Ronaldo: 1 Other (specify): Answers in comments.
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Romanistas, And Others
By: Ale |![]()
First off, let me say that by writing this, I am in no way trying to disrespect any supporter of the Giallorossi, I’m just trying to understand your viewpoints on something. Roma is one of my favorite teams in the Serie A, so it’s not like I’m [...]
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Ughhh…
By: Ale |
Picture says more than any words.
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Xavi Hernandez Is Talented
By: Ale |
In an interview with Daily Press yesterday, Barcelona midfielder Xavi urged Ronaldo to ‘push himself further’ by leaving the Premiership and playing abroad where there is less space and more ‘Joga Bonito’. Preferably with him in Barcelona.
According to Xavi, the Spanish Primera is so overflowing with talent, it [...]
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Team News

Day 4 of the Readers CL XI - Wingers
All wekk we've been giving you the chance to vote in your CL team of the season. On paper this might be the most one (well two) sided battle of all time (fittingly perhaps for wingers). With two of the best players in the world playing on the wings, ...
May 11, 2008 | Read this article...
Manchester United are Premier League Champions
This is the penalty that technically won the Premier League title this year. With Chelsea only managing a draw with Bolton, the title could only be lost by United with a defeat to Wiga ...
May 11, 2008 | Read this article...
Wrap Up Of The Past Week
It's been a hectic few days, hence no posting, so let's get down to it and look at some of the past week's news: C-Ron picked up yet another award. He also added 2 more goals against West Ham on Saturday to become only the 3rd United player to ...
May 09, 2008 | Read this article...
Photos of the Day: Or In Soviet Russia Photoshop Edits YOU!
Over on the Guardian they've got you the people, to photoshop lots of amusing images to celebrate the upcoming Chelsea/Man United Champions League final. Most follow a Communist artwork route as the final is in Moscow, so if you want to see Drogba as ...
May 08, 2008 | Read this article...
Derby Recap, and Welcoming a Frenchman
I have to admit I am still overly thrilled with the derby win, and still salivating over the thrilling potential of the scudetto going down to the wire. An all around dominate performance from Milan, and I would have to say that less the last 15-2 ...
May 07, 2008 | Read this article...
Ronaldo, Rooney & Nani warrant an appearance in Nike's Next Level
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May 06, 2008 | Read this article...
The 2007/8 Champions League. In Numbers.
This season's Champions League is quickly drawing to a close. Just two teams remain, Chelsea and Manchester United. So while the CL Offisde team prepares its teams of the tournament, and before we hand over to you to pick your team of the tournament ...
May 06, 2008 | Read this article...
The 2007/8 Champions League. In Numbers.
This season's Champions League is quickly drawing to a close. Just two teams remain, Chelsea and Manchester United. So while the CL Offisde team prepares its teams of the tournament, and before we hand over to you to pick your team of the tournament ...
May 06, 2008 | Read this article...
10 Things We Learned in the Premier League
1. Nani isn't much of an actor No doubt that Lucas Neill provoked him. But the poor man's Cristiano Ronaldo was stupid to headbutt the Aussie, and optimistic to think his belated dive to the floor clutching his face was convincing enough to save him ...
May 05, 2008 | Read this article...





